God, I Hate Shakespeare Reprise

God, I Hate Shakespeare Reprise


Plot PointEdit

Nick remarks about why he hates Shakespeare


[Chorus 1] God, I hate Shakespeare But when I sit and really Contemplate Shakespeare I guess I hate the fact that He is everything I ever Dreamed that I could be I mostly hate the way he makes me Feel about... me

[Spoken] 'Cause the truth is

[Chorus 2] It wouldn't be that Bad to be Shakespeare In fact, I'd give my left Nad to be Shakespeare If I could only have One tiny little smidgen Of his notoriety It would relieve me of the pressures Of responsibility

[Outro] I've gotta make it happen Gotta find that pot of gold If there was just some way to know Just what the future... holds

[Spoken] What the future holds!