File:Right Hand Man - Something Rotten

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Featuring Heidi Blickenstaff

If you ever got in trouble I would be there on the double Just to bail you out

If there's anything you lack You know I've always got your back Thats what its all about

Think of me as your sidekick Helping you whenever I can I'm more than just a woman, baby When the pressure's coming baby Let me be your right hand man

(But your not a man, I'm the man) UGH, your not hearing me

If you're ever in a pickle You can call for me and quick'll Be how fast I run

(I'm not in a pickle)

You and me should be a team For any dream or any scheme That's how it should be done

Sure I could stay in the background Just smiling every now and again But just to be a pretty lady That would be a pity baby Let me be your right hand man

(You should listen to her, she's usually right) (Eat your cabbage) (Okay)

I am stronger than you think Don't be thinking I ain't tough I am where you oughta go When the goings getting rough

So when things are going badly (But they're not) (They kinda are) (No things are fine) But if they weren't (it's okay) Love (what) UGHHH (What?) Quit trying to protect me (Can we change the subject, please?)

Not until I know that

If you're ever in a fix And its a fix you need to nix Then I'm your go to guy (You're not a guy) Don't be so literal

And don't forget I'm not a shrinking violet A solid rock am I So don't be thinking I'll crumble When the you know what hits the fan

There's no problem thats to big When your married thats the gig So don't be a sexist pig

Is it asking to much of you It's only cuz I love you Let me be your right In fact I'll show you that I'm right

(What are you doing now?) I'm going to get you boys some meat

Baby I'm your right Don't put up a fight I can be your right Starting here tonight Let me be your RIght....Hand....Man

Let me be your right hand man