God, I Hate Shakespeare (reprise)

Plot
After everyone else in the house has gone to bed, Nick sings about how he really feels about Shakespeare.

Lyrics (Soundtrack)
[NICK] God, I hate Shakespeare But when I sit and really Contemplate Shakespeare I guess I hate the fact that He is everything I ever Dreamed that I could be I mostly hate the way he makes me Feel about... me.

[Spoken: NICK] 'Cause the truth is...

[NICK] It wouldn't be that Bad to be Shakespeare In fact, I'd give my left Nad to be Shakespeare If I could only have One tiny little smidgen Of his notoriety It would relieve me of the pressures Of responsibility I've gotta make it happen Gotta find that pot of gold If there was just some way to know Just what the future... holds

[Spoken: NICK] What the future holds!

Characters

 * Nick Bottom
 * William Shakespeare (Mentioned)

Trivia

 * [TO BE ADDED]